1. Dexy One-hundred
(Baby, One More Time)
Oh, Dexy, Dexcom,
How was I supposed to know
That arrow wasn’t straight down?
Oh, Dexy, Dexcom,
I shouldn’t have ate that Rolo
And now you’re going up, yeah
Show me a number that I want
To see, Dexy,
‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…
These 5 minutes
Are killing me and I,
I must confess
I need to see, need to see.
When it’s “no data” there is no bed,
Give me a sign
Show me, Dexy, one-hundred!
2. Type 1 Quitter
(Hollaback Girl)
This prick is perfection
U, N-I-C-O-R-N
This prick is perfection
U, N-I-C-O-R-N
This prick is perfection
U, N-I-C-O-R-N
This prick is perfection
U, N-I-C-O-R-N
Few nights, I been around that goal
But I’m just gunna keep fightin’ it though.
Cause I ain’t no type 1 quitter,
I ain’t no type 1 quitter.
3. I Gotta Guess This
(I Gotta Feeling)
I gotta guess this, the Chinese buffet carb count to-night
The Chinese buffet carb count to-night
The Chinese buffet carb count to, to-night
A feeling that tonight’s SWAG won’t be too good.
That tonight’s SWAG won’t be too good
That tonight’s SWAG won’t be too, too good.
A feeling, woohoo, tonight’s gonna need corrections
Tonight’s gonna need corrections
That tonight’s gonna need more cor-rec-tions.
4. I didn’t really have to do much here…
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots
Shots! On my body!
